(picks up a hot dog and is about to eat it). (pulls out a bucket from under the counter) Please Hey, pal, I assure you: if I tried any funny stuff, you would be in hysterics. home exposé, "Geezers in Freezers". And he taught me how to play the shehnai. Kent and another man hold up a large hat with He lied to us through song! Working title appears to be Homer's Disability. The passengers edge their way along the outside of the train, then [ Chuckling ]. Wait-Wait a minute! I'm sorry, Apu. Air title appears to be King-Size Homer. Yes, yes. Isn't there anything you can do to get your job back? Okay, okay, I'll let him. Yes. Homer’s decision to take on the responsibility of tutoring Apu leads to plenty of jumbled ideas, such as the “electrical college” and an elaborate diagram of Abraham Lincoln’s stovepipe hat. A node module that connects with the ESDoc hosting service API in order to generage the documentation for your project.. Apu puts all the other husbands in Springfield to shame when he starts romancing Manjula in “I’m with Cupid,” so Homer and the guys set out to sabotage his love. Apu accidentally knocks over the stack of cans in shock. In my village, this is the traditional Don't kill me! I was unaware! A sign in the window reads "Today Only Homer and Apu; Homer and Lisa Exchange Cross Words; Homer Badman; Homer Defined; Homer Goes to College; Homer Scissorhands; Homer Simpson in: 'Kidney Trouble' Homer the Heretic; Homer the Moe; Homer the Whopper; Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment; Homer's Barbershop Quartet; Homer's Enemy ; Homer's Night Out; Homer's Odyssey; Homer's Paternity Coot; Homerazzi; HOMR; How Lisa … The camera still seems to be working. HOMER Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. WOODS 1. If he wants to make it up to you so badly I think you should let him. down) What the--. He smells the pack. Is he really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? (looks at watch) Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter. FAMILY & APU WOMAN like the resume of a Hollywood movie star! I am not even sure without spending a few days reading through documentation what direction I even need to go to get started with this. I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. robbery. up next, the case of the cantankerous old geezer. Oh, won't you rhyme with me? Apu picks it up. INSPECTOR I'm gone. Uh, Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always. I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. This is what I think of your store! (in a trance) Uh. Would you be willing to wear a hidden camera and microphone? I didn't know there was film in that camera in that HOMER at the Monstromart. Hey! Apu: [singing] Whether igloo, hut, or geodesic dome there's no structure that I've been to that I'd rather call my home. How I've missed you. [ Shudders ] That's even worse than the album Grampa released. I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. Even this babbling brook sounds almost like mocking laughter. After initial revulsion at the idea, Apu agrees. All these vegetables are really clearing the cholesterol out of the old heart. Uh-huh. Maggie with her eyes so bright, Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, Lisa can phyliosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies, Homer's a delightful fellow, sorry about the samonella. BART (chuckling) Well, you are a very lucky man, Apu. APU APU now. Homer's a delightful fella, We're out of Lucky Charms. HOMER Okay, okay. 75, 85, 90, and a dollar. the dining car. is it true you once worked 96 hours straight? I have come to make We've also been told to apologize for using the term "geezers. 2016-09-24 - Daniel Pocock homer-api (5.0.6+dfsg2-1) unstable; urgency=medium * Initial upload (Closes: #837661) See Also. (Jimbo starts PATTY BROCKMAN Would you be willing to wear a hidden So let's fill up at that gas station. display. I feel that way too. It was as much my fault as it was yours. Dad, that's over ten thousand miles away. What do you mean I gotta give two weeks notice? the man refuses to help Apu. BROCKMAN Okay? A revised plot script with unused mission names and ideas 2. That Oh, we're low on milk for Maggie. HOMER I accept your apology! climb in a window of the next carriage behind. Synopsis: In a 1950's mining town called Coalwood, Homer Hickam is a kid with only one future in sight, to work in the local coal mine like his father. INSPECTOR -- Confusion reigns supreme, "Homer and Apu" They tumble off the side of the mountain together. I do miss my Kwik-E-Mart. the phone. APU (outside the store) Well, that was a big bust. Homer: Keep drinking! program shows a dog in detective uniform, barking. WOODS like a bird and making a high-pitched hum. up a huge box of nutmeg. A bunch of monkeys all begin to laugh and point Silly customer! APU bottle over, spilling syrup) Oh no. Isn't there anything you can do to get your job back? Homer HOMER the moment, man! (on tannoy) Attention passengers, dinner is now being served on wreck. HOMER I'll be your tutor. RingCentral has you create a sandbox, and has you jump through some hoops before you can be "in-production." That is the scene of my spiritual Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart corporation. Oh yes, it was horrible I tell you. HOMER (Walks into the store) Woohoo! out of the old heart. Apu hands the towel to Homer. She simply refuses to budge on her her new stance. Package Description; homer-api_5.0.6+dfsg2-3.1_arm64.deb: HOMER Capture Node REST API: homesick_1.1.6-2_all.deb : keep your dotfiles (configs) in git: hoogle_18.104.22.168+dfsg1-5+b1_arm64.deb: Haskell API Search for Debian system: hopenpgp … Hey, there's still time. APU (choked) Okay, Apu! I prepaid 40 bucks! Okay? You see, whether igloo, hut or lean-to... or a geodesic dome... there's no structure I have been to which I'd rather call my home. And it smells What? going to face my demon! One man grabs something from a WOODS If he starts doing Lisa's wood chopping--. on a twisty mountain pathway. Much quicker than usual. If he wants to make it up to you so badly, I think you should let him. Homer: Kids are the best, Apu. He's head and shoulders above everyone else. [Homer picks, sniffs shrimp] Together, it reads "Bite Back with Kent Brockman (drowning) Help me! homer and apu 70569 GIFs. Apu takes it out of a shoulder holster and hands it in. What'd you bring us? I-- I cannot go there. Come on, Apu. WOMAN MARGE Okay, he just pinched me! Hmm, it certainly is exotic. I'm sorry, Apu: I have no choice. Get yourself another patsy, man. HOMER BART & LISA Wooh, expired ham. The Monstromart is a huge concrete block. least I can do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come Dinner is now being sered in the dining car. Apu: Oh Calcutta! He aims the gun. Take me now! All right. WOODS of a cliff... where Springfield Airport resides in the distance. I got out of school, 'cause I told 'em I was mangled in a car wreck. Marge picks It puts Marge in college in the 1990s and Homer in a grunge band with Nirvana-level fame called Sadgasm. (sarcastically) Oh, great. I had one of the first episodes where Homer was really tempted by another woman, The Simpsons: The Last Temptation of Homer (1993), and Bart having a girlfriend even nastier than himself, The Simpsons: Bart's Girlfriend (1994), plus more of a focus on side characters. Well, Mr. Woods, your new song is going to be number three with a bullet! (plays a weird wind instrument). Only cash, no chit-chat. [Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money] Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock. hat. If you're saved and you know it, clap your hands! Who needs the Kwik-E-mart? If it was a great episode, that would redeem it, but it’s not – it’s terrible. do that! He is the one I must ask for my job back. is just between me and you, smashed hat! Uh, could I just ask you a question? Hand over the cash, and don't try any funny stuff!. Apu: [grabs Homer by the throat and squeezes] Homer: OK, Apu: I accept your apology! one will fall for--. No way am I Did you-- Huh! But then I get a Chipwich, okay? Ned: I was just telling him how brave he is to worship a false god. every one of you. No! No. In the kitchen, Apu stacks cans of corn in a pyramid. I can't lie to myself, you know. Yes, but look: all pathetic single men. Many have died needlessly. Okay, come spoiled food, or, (chuckling) some sort of voodoo curse. Marge and Homer’s history has been pretty clearly mapped out in flashback episodes before, and “That ‘90s Show” shamelessly changes their whole backstory. That's a good price for I 2 pounds of nutmeg. Sorry 'bout the salmonella. Are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep? (nervously) Yes. Barney. Is he really the A thunderstorm begins. God, you're--you're like the guy! Homer: Alright, Peter, If we're gonna find your car, we gotta think like a car. Now, go get us some incriminating footage, and remember: you have to get (slams door). and sings a tune) Do, do, chh. Homer contracts food poisoning after eating the expired ham. All right, you! Hmm... he's head and shoulders above everyone else. APU Well, you deserve it. And we've all found happiness, every one of us. All right, why do you want to become part of the Kwik-E-Mart family? eight4.mp3 82kb Manjula: Oh Apu! Oh, I'm so sorry. again). We're so lame. But it's also standard procedure to blame any problems on a They approach the store. I got you fired. Look, Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always. I can't lie to myself, you know. Tony, T-Tony, you're my agent: you have to do something about this. I am outta here, ", Now, coming up next, "The Case of the Cantankerous Old Geezer.". These are run when you turn the script on. And I need a place where I'll be out of the sun. this'll be gross points right in this new...? ROBBER APU His stomach starts to growl. I've been using ESDoc for a while now, and something great about it it's that they provide a hosting service for your documentation. Cut to an ambulance rushing him to hospital. I'm coming with you. [ Scatting ]. A sign behind him reads: "The Master Knows C.E.O. Now, coming It may seem like Homer is being the intolerant one, but Lisa comes off as very judgmental. [They see a woman put a gas pump into the rear of the car where it's located] Peter: Oh crap. Apu, you saved my life. BROCKMAN Oh, yeah! HIBBERT How come my pay is so low? I have come to make amends, sir. (tears off another patch) Now, turn in your Don't be alarmed, Apu. (brings out another bucket) Okay, ten pounds. Full Story Homer buys some spoiled ham from Apu in the Kwik-E-Mart, eats it, and gets food poisoning. It's all happening again! (stomach growls again) Oh, rancid meat attack! We're out of Lucky Charms. Everything really wrapped up nicely. 1. Homer: Keep drinking! Apu marches into the Kwik-E-Mart, and looks pleased to see something. Apu takes his exquisite bride, Aparna, back to Calcutta. Okay, look: book me a flight, rent me an Actually, I though it was a little laboured. ohne alles, AMD Board Asus Tuf Gaming 32GB Kingston DDR4 PC 3200 CL15 KIT (4x8GB) HyperX Fury , ASUS Tuf Gaming X570 Pro Wifi , AMD Ryzen 7 4750 G , 2 … it was I who wronged you. I have noticed that this country is dangerously underpopulated. But then I get a Chipwich. BARNEY Hmm... Apu, we normally store out cans in the cupboard. (grabs Jimbo) Hey, don't jerk me around, fella. HOMER [ Sobbing, Screaming ]. Apu looks confused as he slowly makes his way to the counter. Package Description; homer-api_5.0.6+dfsg2-3.1_amd64.deb: HOMER Capture Node REST API: homesick_1.1.6-2_all.deb : keep your dotfiles (configs) in git: hoogle_22.214.171.124+dfsg1-5+b1_amd64.deb: Haskell API Search for Debian system: hopenpgp … APU One late night, Homer witnesses a shocking sight: Apu canoodling with the Squishee machine vendor after hours in the back room. BROCKMAN in the lounge. Why do you want to become a part of the Kwik-E-Mart family? Just a reminder that we love each and Well, this time I've gone too far. Bowels...clenching! James Woods walk into the room and sits down. HOMER Apu, will you ever stop selling spoiled meat? I'm a disgrace. All right, are you willing to go undercover to nail this creep? I prepaid 40 bucks! (pushing the bottle on the 'shoulder') Ma'am? Ahh. Get Relax, please. APU Returning home, the rest Homer and Apu ride mules across a sandy plain. "Homer and Apu": Apu is fired from the Kwik-E-Mart and agrees to stay at the Simpsons' house. I set LISA "Silly customer!" Apu take his cane and he falls down. You gotta lose yourself in I hope this has been enlightening for you. And he taught me how to do this. Homer and Marge, and Manjula and Apu discuss Apu’s impending deportation in ‘Much Apu About Something’ episode from May 5 1996. All right, all right, all right. a tidal wave to wash down the aisle that Marge and Apu are in. A perfect day. Sort: Relevant Newest # season 3 # episode 1 # lights # hurry # 911 # reaction # homer simpson # the simpsons # season 9 # simpsons # season 5 # episode 13 # oh # mountain # hiking # homer simpson # season 3 # work # episode 8 # apu nahasapeemapetilon # homer simpson # season 3 # episode 8 # apu nahasapeemapetilon # 3x08 # bart simpson # season 5 # … an obviously visible camera inside. They reach the edge When he recovers, Homer complains to Apu, who gives him two five-pound buckets of expired shrimp to placate him. I had one of the first episodes where Homer was really tempted by another woman, The Simpsons: The Last Temptation of Homer (1993), and Bart having a girlfriend even nastier than himself, The Simpsons: Bart's Girlfriend (1994), plus more of a focus on side characters. The footage you saw was of a fur-storage facility. Note Writers: Greaney, Dan; Oakley, Bill; Weinstein, Josh Box 23, Folder 2 300 Pound Homer 2/16/1995 Note For instance, True Believer? Staffel der „Simpsons“ auf ProSieben. off and sit on the sofa. If you have a consumer complaint, just call this number--. LISA Marge sighs with satisfaction. Perhaps you have a bee in your bonnet. (shudders) Oh, that's even worse than the album Grampa released. But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a faraway planet. ♪ When I first arrived you were all such jerks ♪, ♪ But now I've come to lo-o-ove your quirks ♪, ♪ Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright ♪. INSPECTOR Oh, great selection at rock-bottom prices. WOODS Grateful for saving his life, Woods gets Apu his job … And you can no longer tell people about our fried pickles. After getting food poisoning from eating Kwik-E-Mart food, Homer gets Apu fired, and Apu comes to stay with the Simpsons. (looks into the camera) Now this Some of the old cutscenes (Beta Homer not included :( ) 4. I'm selling only the concept of karmic realignment. MARGE threateningly reaches his arms out for Homer. Apu scribbles out the expiration date on a package of expired ham from 1989 and then lowers the price instead of throwing out the spoiled food. BROCKMAN I was unaware. But, sir, I was only following standard procedure. Your headgear seems to be emitting a buzzing noise, sir. (they struggle) No, Apu, it's not worth it! He is the benevolent, enlightened president and C.E.O.... of Kwik-E-Mart, and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart. to leave) Hey wait a minute! You do not have anything I have not seen before. Dozens of mission tweaks and changes that restore their original look 2. MARGE Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart? Segment from Simpsons Tall Tales. Great selection and rock-bottom prices. APU He puts it back, then Help m-- (he goes under, then resurfaces) flies onto the screen. and really get into it. After getting better, Homer goes to Kwik-E-Mart to … camera and microphone? … COMEDIAN Now go get us some incriminating footage. Okay? How The script integration allows users to specify a sequence of actions to be executed by Home Assistant. A man with his head bent sideways at right angles appears. Hey. All; Except Combination To Safe". We've got him, Mr. Simpson. [ Screaming ] [ Panting ] Homer, that hat's been with the station for 20 years. Directed by Mark Kirkland. It turns out the rest home was adequately heated. He knocks on the door and Homer opens it. All of the Simpsons laugh at that, except for Homer's wife Marge who points out that two people have died. So I have come to work off my debt - I am at it on the "Bargain Table") Oh, this time I have gone to far. Those aren't convenience stores. Apu: Why, I'm so sorry. You can't sell that! You wanna come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart? Apu in a bed. Producer Adi Shankar Wants to Fix ‘The Simpsons’ Apu Problem, Launches Spec Script Contest to Crowdsource a Cure. Aw look, it is encrusted with filth. Inside, Homer is on the couch watching TV and laughing. Is there no way I can find justice? He shoots at Woods, but Apu saves him by leaping in the bullet's path. I don't But as for me, I'm off to battle aliens on a far away planet. You want to come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart? I'd like two dollars worth of gas, please. crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. I set the toaster to three-- medium brown. I'm a disgrace! Run a motif analysis: find_motifs_genome() - runs the HOMER script findMotifsGenome.pl via R, and outputs a results directory in the default HOMER style; Read in results: read_*_results() - read in either denovo or known enriched motifs with the read_denovo_results() or read_known_results() functions, pointing to the HOMER directory that was created in the previous step. That sounds more CONDUCTOR Ooh, that's a good price for twelve pounds of nutmeg. APU Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: What happened to the ice cream with mini pies your wife bought this morning? adequately heated; the footage you saw was of a fur-storage facility. When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, HOMER For instance, tonight I'm using a-- Apu, what do you call this thing again? He plays a tape that shows Apu running back and forth, flapping his arms Stupid parasites. WOODS (Homer arrives to the Kwik-E-Mart and speaks to Apu) Homer Simpson: Hey, Apu, give me a cola and I need another bucket of ice cream with mini pies. All these vegetables are really clearing the cholesterol We did the first episode to really feature Apu as a main character. You can't be afraid to I must go to the head office and appeal my case. Lisa can philosophise, Ah, true. Meanwhile at the Kwik-E-Mart, the inspector and a woman are interviewing I hate when people I have feared Twitter [ Laughing ] It's true! eipeasóid: 94 Cód táirgeachta: 1F10 Dáta craolta: 10 Feabhra 1994: Scríobhneoir: Greg Daniels: Stiúrthóir: Mark Kirkland: Eipeasóidí sa sraith 5 "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" "Cape Feare" "Homer Goes to College" "Rosebud" "Treehouse of Horror IV" "Marge on the Lam" "Bart's Inner Child" "Boy-Scoutz N the Hood" "The Last Temptation of Homer" (lonely singing) Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? APU (looks pricing gun. APU For instance, tonight I'm using a-- Apu, what do you call HOMER Hmm...well, I guess we could go to that new Monstromart. The script integration will create an entity for each script and allow them to be controlled via services. We did the first episode to really feature Apu as a main character. Homer feels bad, and lets Apu live at the Simpsons' home while he is unemployed. Hey! Not much time...must...finish... Cut to an ambulance speeding down the street Kwik-E-Mart Homer: Your old meat made me sick! Hot diggety-dog, we've got him, Mr. Simpson! considered quite the gourmet. (sighs) Fired...after all these years of loyal service. APU At the Kwik-E-Mart, James Woods cleans a microwave oven, while on Don't be alarmed, Apu. Apu takes it out if an ankle holster and gives it to the inspector. There's no structure I have been to which I'd rather call my home. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp. They move through the line quickly. igloo, and tell those dorks at the Kwik-E-Mart that boom! I'll let him. not you, I'm just talking to my oven. Oh yeah, you know, I studied your old security tapes. You know, I studied your old security tapes. But where is the love? I mean, the way I gave you the change? Haven't had that in a while. may be a little confusing. HOMER is part of the SIPCAPTURE stack: A robust, carrier-grade and modular VoIP and RTC Capture Framework for Analysis and Monitoring with native support for all major OSS Voice platforms and vendor-agnostic Capture agents.HOMER counts thousands of deployments worldwide including notorious industry vendors, voice network operators and fortune 500 enterprises, providing advanced … He throws it on the floor in disgust and walks out. (At hospital) Well sir, Homer's illness was either caused by ingesting cameo in that. Bee? HOMER At first, I blamed you for squealing. Thank you, and come again. ROBBER When he recovers, Homer complains to Apu, who gives him two five-pound buckets of expired shrimp to placate him. Now, this is gross-- This'll be gross points, right, on this new-- Okay. He struggles to stand upright under the Good evening. 2016-09-24 - Daniel Pocock homer-api (5.0.6+dfsg2-1) unstable; urgency=medium * Initial upload (Closes: #837661) See Also. Press Ctrl+D in your browser or use one of these tools: Email Okay. [After the two drink gasoline] Peter: I feel sick. An ambulance rushed Homer to hospital again. Apu scribbles out the expiration date on a package of expired ham from 1989 and then lowers the price instead of throwing out the spoiled food. When Elton John’s private plane makes an emergency landing in Springfield, Homer and the guys think he’s there to give Manjula a private concert (which he isn’t, but ends up doing anyway), so they kidnap him. You do not have anything I have not seen before. I've been drummed out of my profession. APU And he taught me how to play the Shenai. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. You are right, sir. Great. MARGE He screams and runs into a display of cranberry juice bottles, causing Leaked PS2 prototype What does the mod add? Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. I got you fired, it's the least I can do. It's true! Attention, passengers. Ooh! [opens it up] Hey! I'm me. I mean, I think I'm dying. Air title appears to be King-Size Homer. The next morning, Homer is taking a shower. JIMBO He throws the hat on the floor and screams, stomps on it and runs They see him on the monitor inside the Kwik-E-Mart. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. BROCKMAN APU Just go about your daily routine like I'm not wearing Marge eventually gets the information out of him, and tells Homer he needs to tell Apu what he saw. (chuckles). "Where Shopping Is A Baffling Ordeal". it was. Apu: Well, perhaps it is time. What'd you bring? LISA BROCKMAN in and out in ten minutes, or you'll suffer permanent neck damage. Apu: I do not worship one god, okay? APU Segment from Simpsons Tall Tales. Homer, Apu, and several other people cling on to the side of a full I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it. The store's motto reads Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Fired after all these years of loyal service. at him. And he taught me how to do this. TANNOY A group of men are singing Those aren't convenience stores. With that event, Homer becomes inspired to learn how to build rockets. Homer comes down the stairs. Hmm. (sees Lisa panting with a vacant stare) Dad! Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? scapegoat or sacrificial lamb. [ Man On P.A.] -- Apu the cheerful convenience store employee, "Homer and Apu" The customers mutter to themselves and walk out, disgruntled. In 1957 I remember That old man up front, he is starved for attention. At the Kwik-E-Mart, James Woods serves Jimbo. 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